We need a chum
A DITTIFUL EULOGY
We need a chum like Donald Trump
who else is gonna man the pump
when the steamboat hits the stump
and your fanny meets the crump?
Yes, watch out, there is a hump
and if you fail to make the jump
you’re down the drain and in the sump
before you can say “Save me, Trump!”
Well, our Donald’s no mean frump,
he’ll save your ass, he’ll save your rump
he’ll save you out of every slump
endorse him, or you are a chump!