We need a chum

A DITTIFUL EULOGY

By David Ender

We need a chum like Donald Trump

who else is gonna man the pump

when the steamboat hits the stump

and your fanny meets the crump?


Yes, watch out, there is a hump

and if you fail to make the jump

you’re down the drain and in the sump

before you can say “Save me, Trump!”


Well, our Donald’s no mean frump,

he’ll save your ass, he’ll save your rump

he’ll save you out of every slump

endorse him, or you are a chump!

 

(5.4.2019)